From Andy Goth Fri Nov 14 23:15:39 2003
Subject: megahal.dic
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 23:15:39 -0600

I moved megahal out of public_html since Google links to megahal.dic whenever 
someone searches for twisted stuff.

While reading the logs I discovered that humans are dumb.

Examples:

Hal knows all about shoes.
"suggestion+shoe+comany"

This must have been KaosBeetl.
"twist+pull+bite+nipple+tit+vice+jpg"

Heh.  No one knows how to spell...
"how+to+train+pikachu+from+yellow+version+to+gold+verision"
"poke%27mon+gold+verision"

Double heh.
"boot%2Bbomb%2Bkick%2Bhack%2Bpassword+sender%2Bcracked%2Bmissing+
files%2Bdownload%2Bfree"

???
"mathematical+jibberish+wallpaper"

Dan?  Tom?  Computer???
"moan+rape+dan+switch+thrust+body+tom+lie+force+computer"

Something wicked?  Hrrm.
"Debian+Failed+to+fetch+Something+wicked+happened+resolving"

This person is asking for too much.
"directions+on+how+to+burn+east+coast+rap+music+on+a+mplayer+and+no+
downloading+or+paying"

*sputter*
"the+dog%27s+knot+stuck+in+my+pussy+while+I+sucked+dad%27s+dick+and+
mom%27s+pussy"

I remember talking about Dr. Sbaitso in OpenVerse once.  Apparently
the entire history of OV is searchable. :^)  Scary.
"Dr.+Sbaitso"

No flesh allowed?
"castlevania+no+flesh+allowed+oc+remix+tabs"

Someone on Earth is looking for people on Mars.
"serching+for+life+on+Mars"

And someone on Mars is looking for who-knows-what.
"having+an+invisible+Vego+in+coke+music"

Heh, I was just listening to this.
"Welle+erdball+nintendo+shock+lyric"

As opposed to black-market readline?
"street+legal+readline+fan+club"
"Street+legal+racing+readline+game+pc"

OpenVerse needs one of these!
"Pizza+flipping+game+with+red+and+yellow+circles+and+two+black+skillets"

How odd.
"funny+bush+speech+videos+kid+jumping+into+pool+dancer+kicks+someone"

"Typo" Negative?  How ironic.
"nude+pics+of+peter+steel+from+typo+negative"

d00d!
"in+ur+base+killin+ur+doods"

If I'm not mistaken, Alexander Graham Bell invented both.
"Who+invented+the+telephone+and+screenshots"

Cut-rate dentistry.  Frightening.
"dental+schools+that+work+on+people+teeth+at+lower+cost+get+experence"

Ow!
"achilles+heel+knife+wound+pic"

Ow!  Ow!
"sun+burnt+spanked+butts"

I think you have some on your site, Sketch.
"YUM+SCIFI+GIRL+screenshot"

I find it disturbing that our chat logs are, even indirectly, being
used to answer questions such as these.
"answers+to+why+is+it+so+important+that+tiger+ann+gets+invited+to+abby+
lynn%27s+swimming+party+"

Hmm, I wonder what anagrams we can make of this.
"anagrams+in+lolita+gold+hall+molar"

Gross.
"Dog+poopin+desktop+cursor"

Heh, using one search engine to find another.
"alta+vista+bable+mouth+fish+translation"

I'm sure Hal would do anything to sabotage this.
"getting+NICOLE+chatbot+installed+on+RedHat"

Hehehe.
"nvidia+sux+u+stupid+moron"

It is one of only two elements which are liquids at room temperature!
"intresting+facts+about+the+element+mercury"

WTF indeed.
"world+domination+meteor+kangaroos+wtf"
"meteor+missile+world+cartoon+australia+wtf"

Why do people always search for two things at once?
"NIPPLE+FIGHT+TRICK+YOUR+FRIENDS+WITH+A+BUTTON+THAT+AVOIDS+THEIR+MOUSE+
POINTERS"
"winning+lotto+numbers+for+tonite+blair+louise+seven+hills"

Yum.
"ingestion+of+lighter+fluid+bic"

Curious.
"Its+why+I%2C+me%2C+was+allowed+to+destory+an+entire+species+of+turtles"

Wow!  Someone actually *wanted* this!?
"Megahal+Dictionary"

Snicker.
"stoner+smurf+doodles"

Sexydeath?
"erotic+grim+reapers"

What's a cactaur?
"pictures+of+cactaurs"

Would smell just as sweet?
"a+steaming+chunk+of+goat+turd+by+any+other+name"

Speaking of smells...
"fruity+urine+oder"

Yeah, this is what users think of MSIE. :^)
"how+to+turn+off+ALL+dumb+ass+fucking+script+debugging+in+shitty+
microsoft+internet+explorer"

If I'm not mistaken, in general, smorking is discouraged, at least in Japan.
"smorking+laws+in+japan"
"smorking+laws+in+the+world"

I believe it's called "gravity".
"nme+of+the+force+thta+keeps+objects+moving+in+an+orbit"

He probably does.
"dj+qbert+smokes+weed"

Everybody knows that!
"wes+is+a+gigantic+homofag"

Hush function?  Hehehe.
"Knuth%27s+recommended+constant+hush+function"

Sounds risky.
"theres+always+free+cheddar+in+a+mousetrap+baby"

Mooltipass.
"XP+MultiPass+unable+tu+install"

John Maynard Keynes.  "Fixs"?
"who+tried+to+fixs+the+great+depression"

Jacques Cousteau.  "Ocean scientist"?
"what+famous+ocean+scientist+helped+invent+modern+scubadiving+equipment"

No one wants to see that!
"Rosie+O%27donald+pics"

Why yes, yes they can. :^)
"can+tapeworms+be+lured+out+by+holding+cabbage+to+the+nose%3F"

Search for random stuff?
"the+page+contents+hat+dog+cold+fart+xylophone+tux+car+cat+frog+
jump+gerund"

Heh, somebody thinks he found a way to make some money.
"How+can+I+find+the+amounts+of+precious+metals+in+computer+circut+boards"

This guy can't spell "their" to save his life.  I wonder what he made on
the SAT...
"Garfield+High+School+in+CA+and+there+test+scores+from+on+thier+SAT"

Duck porn!
"blue+footed+boobies+reproducing+sexual"

It means something is wrong.
"what+does+it+mean+when+a+computer+doesnt+boot+and+the+num+lock+
light+flashes"

I bet Hal had a lot to say about hovercraft.
"personal+accounts+of+hovercraft+rides"

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